Lady recount how she fainted after thinking she scored 90% in maths, discovers she got zero

A lady has shared a comical experience from her secondary school days, revealing her lifelong battle with Mathematics.

She admitted that during exams, her scores were always between 2% and 8%, leaving her at the bottom of the class.

Since results were announced from the lowest to the highest, she was usually called first or second, followed immediately by a whipping from her teacher.

The suspense builds

One day, as the teacher announced the results, her name was not called early. “The teacher reached 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70%, and still no me,” she recounted.

The entire class stared at her in disbelief. Students whispered, “me, wetin dey happen? How you take pass this exam?” She kept calm and said quietly, “Na God oo.”

By the time the teacher reached 80%, she began imagining a miracle. Her heart raced as the announcement continued toward 90%. She thought to herself, “Could it be that I scored 90% in Maths?” The suspense in the classroom was palpable.

The hilarious twist

Moments later, the teacher revealed the shocking truth: “One idị̀ọ̀t did not write her name on her paper… and she scored zero.”

Overwhelmed by relief and embarrassment, the lady fainted immediately. “Nobody should wake me,” she joked, sharing the story with laughter.

Her story has since gone viral online, resonating with students and adults alike who have faced exam stress, unexpected suspense, and the bittersweet twist of thinking a miracle had occurred—only to be met with reality.

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