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‘My Husband Is 92 And He Keeps Trying To Make Love To Me’ – Mother Of 17 Says

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'My Husband Is 92 And He Keeps Trying To Make Love To Me' - Mother Of 17 SaysAn old lady, who during her youthful days, bore 17 children for her husband has shared a hilarious story of how the 92 year old man still pesters her for sex and she has to keep running away from him.

Speaking to the Humans of New York, known for sharing poignant images with the stories of everyday people on Facebook, the Brazilian mother said:

“My husband is ninety-two and he keeps trying to make love to me. I have to swat him away. I had seventeen kids already. That’s all in the past. Whenever he gets out of the
shower, he starts singing this song about a woman with long hair that he wants to kiss. He says the song is about me. I tell him: ‘Nope! Not me.’”

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36 Comments

36 Comments

  1. Godwin Elvis

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:03

    You give him na… dats his food ooo

  2. Sylvzenia Agbo

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:03

    Fin mama

  3. Abimbola Junaid

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:05

    Hmmmmmmmm

  4. Falohun Mercy

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:06

    You are not old to him, give him his right

  5. WF Spanki

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:07

    If his still stand fit make he dey nack u dey go nw

  6. Kanu Stella

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:08

    Lol after 17 kids he is still having an ecstasy for u trust nija guys.. Just after 3 kids, the guy don enter street looking for who no dey look for them all in the name of having a gf.. Lemme come & be going

    • Ony Shakur

      Mar 7, 2017 at 07:06

      3 abi 1

  7. Il Kesiena

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:16

    Wow

  8. Nonso Dike

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:18

    keep nacking akpako til death do u part

    • Adeyemo Ademioti Adejoju

      Mar 5, 2017 at 15:20

      ??????

    • Kankuni Jila

      Mar 5, 2017 at 15:45

      Hàhahahaha u funny

  9. Ufuoma Baginwa Efekodo

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:28

    At 92 he still dey hot meanwhile young men of nowadays dey overdose on Tramadol, man and woman,Viagra and all what not just to get going. Hmmm ,they need to consult this Baba for some Tutorials. Mummy no slacking o.Carry go.

    • Margaret Uwah

      Mar 5, 2017 at 11:00

      Babe I believe u die…..Lols

    • Akan Sam

      Mar 5, 2017 at 14:53

      Not all guys, so always use the word “some guys”

    • Edu Rowland Ekoh

      Mar 5, 2017 at 19:26

      Lol… guys are already afraid of admitting the truth.

    • Ufuoma Baginwa Efekodo

      Mar 5, 2017 at 21:01

      My dear!!! I nor call person name o.

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    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:41

    THAT’S TRUE LOVE I GUESS.

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  13. Mishack Mgbenwere

    Mar 5, 2017 at 10:58

    Mama! Why are you running away? The song he usually sing for you after shower should have soften your heart. At least kiss him. 92years of age, hmm Men ain’t smiling #KindOfFunny

  14. Chica Sochima Jnr

    Mar 5, 2017 at 11:13

    17 children? Another tribe is imminent

  15. Ebere Akobundu

    Mar 5, 2017 at 12:29

    Let him keep trying

  16. Olagunju Emmanuel Olaleyeh

    Mar 5, 2017 at 12:54

    Abi nah, na till death, if he die now d engine room ll be of no use dan to pee… Gentle old man abeg ride on

  17. Bruno Potente Onyegesi

    Mar 5, 2017 at 12:55

    The man na strong man

  18. Olajumoke Adebowale

    Mar 5, 2017 at 16:42

    Mummy keep doing it . love is real for u and dad fin mummy

  19. Ife Fatokun

    Mar 5, 2017 at 17:21

    Meanwhile,somewhere in #Nigeria,a man having just 1 kid from his wife is already saying “Variety is the spice of life” like it’s not good for a man to eat “eba” all the time….sometimes u eat Demo,pounded yam,etc

    • Ahmed Moh'd

      Mar 6, 2017 at 07:31

      Naso na

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  21. Odum Ovie

    Mar 5, 2017 at 19:26

    No matter d body, d engine matters.

  22. Kalu Rebecca

    Mar 5, 2017 at 22:36

    you are his goods and he bought you for ever. please let him have pleasure

    • Ony Shakur

      Mar 7, 2017 at 07:20

      Mmh mmh bought oh!!?

  23. Uche Nwodo

    Mar 6, 2017 at 07:06

    Hummmmm#smiles

  24. Nehemiah Danjuma

    Mar 6, 2017 at 13:05

    Haaa..; u sure he is makin dat love to u only

  25. Olaleye Bode

    Mar 6, 2017 at 14:54

    Even if the body is dead am sure that the engine is OK,,, xo mama open laps for baba @93 to sample pekuz

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