Mr and Mrs Akpors at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure. Mrs Akpors: Dear, do u know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one of my bosoms to it & see how Hot it gets just like men do. [...]
If Footballers and co. took an Exam! MUST READ!! LOL Messi: I Topped the Exam Iniesta & Xavi: We Passed, and thengave the answer to Messi C. Ronaldo: I was the first to finish the test, but came 2nd… Robben: Damnit, I Didn’t pass.. Pepe: The Examiner didn’t give me marks so i kicked his [...]
Akpors goes into a chemist, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist’s attendant.”Could you taste this please?” says Akpors. The Chemist Attendant takes the teaspoon, put it in his mouth swills the liquid and swallow it.. [...]
Imagine say a ‘Hurricane Abimbola’ is heading for Ekiti State in 3 weeks.. First and foremost; 1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prohesy the hurricane. 2. Ekiti State Governor will hold a press conference advicing the people of the state to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation. [...]
Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in kano. Here is one of the questions: “You are on patrol in the outskirts of kano when an explosion occurs in the township. On investigation, you find a large hole has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned van lying nearby. Inside [...]
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classroom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. “This,” he explained, “is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste.” After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class [...]
In sunday school class last sunday morning, after a very interesting topic, the teacher asked, “any question?” a small boy, Apos, raised up his hand looking very confused… Aunty: what is your question Akpos? Boy: Aunty, you said the children of Israel escaped from egypt? Aunty: yes Boy: the children of Israel also crossed the [...]
A local charity realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to [...]
Anybody, I mean anybody can afford anything they want. Just get creative. LMAO!
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