Instagram ‘Blind’ Date Experience…

Set p with a girl after you’ve seen more than half of her instagram pictures, then when you see her real life, you’ll make you say…. ohohoho…

LOL alright guys, the story goes a lil something like this…

One day, me & my guy (i won’t mention any name).. We were hungry, there was rice, pasta etc..in the house for us to cook & eat but naaahhhhh,

my friend insisted on going out. he said he would pay… Free food? Whom am i to object?

All of a sudden, my friend exclaimed. I looked at him and he beckoned on me to check out a pics on his phone.

A babe just liked his picture on instagram and he zoomed in on her profile pics.

I had to open my mouth too abeg, the babe was looking all nafdac approved & all, my guy was now like “bring, bring the phone now”

Normal thing now when a babe likes your photo, you’ll go to her profile to see what’s cracking & shit..so we left Nandos, we were so excited

We didn’t wait till we got home before we started checking out her pictures, ok now! babe had like 100 & something pictures on Instagram

Slowly, we were going through each of them, her first 60 something pictures were just “boobs, ass, eyes… Repeat” & we were now like hmmm…

Apparently instagram has “DM” too, so he said they’ve been chatting & she sent him some pictures..i just flew on my guy “lemme see guy”

So my guy was like they’ve talked & talked this and that..boys didn’t want to hear all this one, all we were asking was……………

She sent him her pictures…

My friend just woke up, checked his phone & saw this girl sent a picture of her face, my friend was too excited, he sent me a text man got so excited he couldn’t even send the text properly “guuyyyy shw my ide nw ohh!! tht baeed sndt me piic guy”

Only 5 pictures was sent :/… 3 of the 5 she sent were on instagram, so i was like guy, tell her send more abeg,

We’ve seen these ones na.

 

Ok now, they agreed to meet. Wednesday was the d-day, my guy had to iron clothes down on monday, bought new snapback sef..

Ahh boys were thinking this babe eh lawwwwwwwd! she was too fine, boys were jumping, doing azonto as if we just won lottery

He said the babe refused to tell him but she agreed they should meet up somewhere in london cos she was staying outside london.

We wanted updates so we asked him to update us via bbm. So we boys at home had to share on blackberry,

Like 5 boys cos we didn’t want different people asking him different questions

Getting close to wednesday now (Tuesday).. My guys mumsi now called him & said they’re some people he needs to send money to, he did….. did as his mum said, by time he was done he had just £8.96 left, you can’t go link a babe with £8.96 fam, it’s not happy meal you’ll buy her

Everybody dropped money, he now had up to £200 with him, we were like that’s more than enough now ok now, my guy got to Oxford Circus now

The way my guy described the babe eh cos he said “e be like say she don dey show oh” ..we were like “nice nice nice, how far her shape now”

To his surprise, that was her…maaaannnnnn cos he was battling with what the instagram gods give him,

Next thing we got a ping.. “Guys, be like say this babe forget boobie for house oh”

We said (after laughing) “this guy, be serious, dey serious now, what do you mean” my guy aired our message…..

Next thing, he said babe came & was like (let me sacrifice my own name) ..

Hey stevie, you look good today..they hugged & all

Then he asked “are you the one I chatted with on instagram”? ”i’m sorry what do you mean? are you trying to insult me?”

They were just walking talking all this time oh! trust ugly babe now, she didn’t vex, she was like “let’s have something to eat while we…& she was really happy tryna choose where they’ll eat “no, not Kfc their chicken is too big, eerrmm let’s go pizza gogo or dominos”

He stopped & was like “oh my mum, i have to answer this”…before the babe could say anything, my guy burst into tears saying……..

“My grandpa just died, my mum needs me by her side”. The babe was like i’ll follow you home. Dude was like oh no, it would be awkward for you.

Twas then she came out and told him to follow her home, he did, paid her TF.

My guy had to travel almost 4hrs from where he was to this babe’s house + he had to face her aunty cos apparently the babe sneaked out.

On getting home, we got the gist from him, pitied hi but that did not stop us from collecting back the mone we borrowed him!

This Story, was culled from @L_O_T_N_S ‘s Timeline.

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