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The 21 Items In My Bucket List..

*coughs* My First Post On My Corner On This Site. This Is Cool.. So My Name Is Olajide, A Student Of The Fedral University Of Abeokuta, My Frnds Call Me Crazy and My Family Members/Friends Call Me Jay Jay. Lobatan.!!!

Straight To Bizness, 21 Items In My Bucket List. Shake My Head, some Of Y’all Don’t Know What Bucket List Means Sef.. Okay You Know When That Newscaster On TV Said “Our President Umaru Musa Yaradua Has Kicked The Bucket” Ehnen.. Now You Know Abi. Olodo People!!!
So Me I Want to Tell you the Things That are My Bucket That I Must Do Before I Finally Kick It. So sorry am Boring and Not-Funny.. But Try To Enjoy This Sha..

#1 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Like To Kiss One Fine Sexy Babe In A Pouring Rain.. And We’ll Kiss *pause* Giggle and Kiss again *pause* Chuckle and Kiss again.. Choi.! Hell Is On Fire.. *evul grin*

#2 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Like To Meet Adele .
That Hot Babe That Won 6 Grammy’s In One Night. The one That Wrote all The Songs In That Album With A Broken Heart. I want To Spread A Mat Beside her and say “Oya Adele Gist me about That Guy wey break ur heart parole na”. LOL.!

#3 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Like To Meet Wizkid In One Show and Give Him That His “Star Boy” Album Disk Case and Ask For His Autograph and As He’ll Bend To Sign it, I’ll Just Knock His Head and Say You Too Want to sign niyen o. How Old Are you Sef.. Oniranu oshi.!

#4 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Must Make Atleast One Rap Song..
Not Like Kida Kudz Wey go Dey Rap Like pesin Wey Put Hot Yam For Mouth o..

#5 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Love to Meet Sidney Sheldon and Nora Roberts..
These Authors Writes Novels Like so Well…. Nora Is The Bestest.. I Love Her Daku..

#6 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Like to write Atleast 2 Super Romance Novels.. *winks*

#7 Before I Kick My Bucket,I Would Like To Be A Star/Public Figure, I Would Like To Be a Celebrity That Both Old and Young People Will Line Up Just To Have Me Shake Their Hands or Take Pictures With them or Get My Autograph. That One Babe Will Show Me Her Boobs And Tell Me To Sign On It. Geeeeeeeez..!!!! Heaven On Earth

#8 Before I Kick My Bucket. I Would Like To Tell Mumsy That I Was The One That Stole That Her Gucci Designer Perfume and Gave It To A Girl As Birthday Gift When I Was In JS3.

#9 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Like To Date One Babe From Indian. She Will Sing Those Their Songs For Me and My Well Will Swell and Burst..

#10 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Want To Have Sex With Angelina Jolie. If She’s Still Alive sha. I don’t Mind Even If She 70 or 80 Years Old Sha.. I must Sha Kiss That Her Sexy Lips and grab Those Nice Boobs.. *covers face*

#11 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Like To Set One Babe Up. One Of Those “Materialistic Babes”, always Demanding..
Take Her to One Nice eatery and Tell Her To Order For Anytin, afterwards I Go Pass Toilet Run Away. She Will Wash Plate Ehn, She Go Turn Ajirebi Sharp Sharp..

#12 Before I Kick My Bucket, I wuld Want To Get Love Letters Via e-mails From Fine Babes All Around The Word. *winks*

#13 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Like To Own A Social Network Like Facebook and Twitter.. That Most Teenagers Will Want To Kill To Get On It.. Prolly Name It www.crazyme.com *rme* Watch Out.!

#14 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Want To Reply A Girl That Tells Me “I Love You” ** Okay..**

#15 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Love To Try 69.
You Don’t Know What 69 Means.? How Old Are You Pls.? Prolly You’ve Bin In A Comma For Like 10yrs Back Or Something.. Go Figure.!!!

#16 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Like To Buy The Latest Car For My Mum.
Try To Pay Her Back For All The Struggle She Had On Me. Make Her Know That All The Flogging With Pankere, hangers, Pestle, orogun was Not In Vain..

#17 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Like A Temporary Tatoo on My Right Arm With The PLAYBOY logo Drawn On It.. :D

#18 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would like To Have My Own Fashion Line, Be A Proffessional Photographer, Know How To Plait Ladies Hair.

#19 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Like To Find Cure For HIV/AIDS.

#20 Before I Kick My Bucket, I will Like To Marry The woman Of My Life. We’ll Do This Big Church Wedding Ceremony where I will Kiss you after The priest Says “You May Kiss Ur Bride”. That’s Not Suppose to Be The 1st Time Sha.. *winks*

#21 Before I Kick My Bucket, I want To Take My Future Wife To Paris In France For Honey Moon..

That Place Fine Baje Baje… I’ve Bin There So Many Times Sha.. In My Dreams Ni o.. Fine Beach and View..

#22 Before I Kick My Bucket. I would Love To meet All The Girls I Dated and Tell Them “Thanks For The Experience Y’all Gave Me and Thanks For Breaking Up With Me” If Not For You I Wouldn’t Have Met My Future Wife.

#23 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Love To See My Childrens, children Get Married. :)

#24 Before I Kick My Bucket, I would Like to Get Verified On Twitter..

#25Before I Kick My Bucket, I would like to travel the world with no destination, going wherever the roads take me.”

#26 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Love To Have A Sex Tape With Kim Kardashian.. *looks away*

#27 Before I Kick My Bucket, I wuld Love To See Two Girls Fight Over Me And I’ll Just Seat And Watch Them eating my Popcorn. Prolly Take The Video Or Sometin.

#28 Before I Kick My Bucket, I Would Love Versace Design My Wedding Suit and Vera Wang Design My Wifes White/Cream Gown.. :D

Ah.! It Has Exceeded #21 Lists.. Am Sorry.. I Got Carried Away.. I Can Go On and On and On.. But Lemme Drop My Golden Pen Here. Thanks For Reading, Olajide Loves Y’all.. Muah..

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3 comments

  1. If only dreams cum true… Nice 1.

  2. Those are your aims?! *shocked*. You’re a joke! I found just five reasonable things here. #crappy

  3. Wu z da gel dat yu gave yur stolen mum’s gucci perfume in js3 2..

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